SAGA
SAGA
BCH
+25
Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑
Another day, another bleak outlook
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Jun 3, 2026
BAL
+24
Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘
I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney
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Jun 1, 2026
LINK
+16
My Confidence In This Confidence Is More Confident Than My Last Confidence 😐️
A fresh burst of market confidence has arrived, which would feel better if confidence itself didn’t have such a rich history of lying.
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Apr 10, 2026
XLM
+16
Analysts Say 'Capitulation Hasn't Happened Yet,' Which Is Wild Because I Definitely Felt Something Leave My Body
Special BTC.S&P Correlation Issue
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Feb 24, 2026
DYM
+15
Hodlers Finally Achieve Work-Life Balance: Both Now Equally Devastating 😶
Investors Admit 'DYOR' Meant 'Definitely Yolo'd Our Rent
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Dec 5, 2025
HYPE
+15
Two Days Of Green Has Me Feeling Like I Won The Lottery, But Lost The Ticket 😶
The volume is a little, um, low and I have trust issues
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Dec 3, 2025
DYM
+19
Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋
Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins
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Nov 7, 2025
STORJ
+10
ZEC Just Made A New 7.7 Year High 🚀
And it's still moving - it's the craziest and wildest mover in crypto right now
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Oct 27, 2025
SUSHI
+8
Altcoin Breakout Damn Close 🤏
Triangle coils. Setup looks clean. the month doesn't.
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Sep 10, 2025
XTZ
+15
Labor Day Over, Back To Price Discovery 🔭
The grill’s cold, the books are open, and liquidity crawls out of the lake. First moves set the tone, not the tweets.
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Sep 2, 2025
LINK
+13
Leverage Buffet: Some Plates Full, Others About to Shatter 🍽️
a few dishes look perfectly plated while others wobble like bad Jell-O at a church potluck.
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Aug 19, 2025
ATOM
+8
So, I Got Targeted By A Crypto Scam Last Night 😱
Also: last week broke some records - and not the good kind
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Jun 23, 2025
BNT
+12
Tron's Sun Turns Dead Plushie Vendor Into $210M Nasdaq Trojan 🧸
Sun jammed $210M TRX into a broke plushie shop to sneak Tron onto Nasdaq. Tether froze $12.3M the same day.
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Jun 16, 2025
GS
+17
Cryptotwits Is Here 😱
Stocktwits just dropped Cryptotwits, teaming up with Grayscale and Gemini to bridge traditional finance with crypto for over 10 million investors
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May 12, 2025
ARB
+13
FARTCOIN: The Scent Of Victory 💨
When everything is in the toilet, hot air rises
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Apr 7, 2025
ADA
+8
Behind The Scenes, Buyers Building Bags 💰️
On-chain data shows buyers quietly
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Mar 26, 2025
TRB
+12
CoreWeave's Core Crypto Competition 🥊
There's plenty of HPC and GPU-for-hire players in crypto
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Mar 25, 2025
XLM
+12
Crypto Market Acts Like It's Typing a Response, But Sends Nothing ⏳️
We're getting hourglassed
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Mar 21, 2025
Gann
+9
Wrapeth Now Thine Own Forehead In Foil 🌌
Thine Mind Needeth Saving, For Madness Cometh Swiftly
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Mar 18, 2025
BAL
+3
Optimism: Now Available In Short Bursts And Limited Supply 🤌
How much BTC is in the US? Find out here
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Feb 27, 2025
