Altcoin Market Snaps 6 Month Losing Streak 👍️

A win is a win

Wife Leaves Note On Fridge: "It's Me Or The 4-Hour Chart" 📈

Waiting and more waiting for a direction other than to the right

Bulls Are Doing Pushups In The Middle Of The Highway Again 🐂

New Format! Well, new-ish. Let me know what you think.

Turns Out the Pot Of Gold Was Just More Volatility 🤷

Tricked again. Should've known.

Spent 24 Hours Not Trusting The Pump And It Turns Out That Was The Correct Emotion 🤠

The Most Beautifully Stupid Thing That Happened In Crypto Happened On Sunday 💇

A glorious crypto story

"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸

Top strategists confirm that you technically cannot lose purchasing power to inflation if the market removes your ability to purchase anything at all.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Red Candle 😵

Grandma, like this market, needs a Christmas miracle.

Rudolph’s Nose Is Red, So Is Everything Else 🦌

What does green look like again?

I'm Ready To Get Hurt Again, But Like, Festively 🎄

When technicals, sentiment, and macro all align, you either trust the process or remember what happened last time you trusted the process.

Crypto's New Class System: Bitcoin Aristocracy, Ethereum Gentry, Altcoin Peasantry 👑

Today's MVRV deep dive explains why

Two Days Of Green Has Me Feeling Like I Won The Lottery, But Lost The Ticket 😶

The volume is a little, um, low and I have trust issues

I Almost Forgot How Pretty The Color Green Is 😏

And it's not even Christmas yet

The Rektober Massacre: An Autopsy Of How Bad It Really Was 😱

It was the worst October ever for many, many cryptocurrencies

Swift Rip Beats Slow Bleed 🩸

Just do it already *looks away* *holds breath*

And So It Begins: The Great Yield Migration 🐘

This Is What Altseason Should Look Like 👀

Alts haven't even had a big move yet

DATs Good, STDs Bad 🏥

More tickers for suits to click. Liquidity widens slowly, then suddenly.

Crypto ETF Voltron Assembles Tomorrow 🤖

irst multi-coin ETF hits the tape. Also, a look at ETH transactions.

Guy Who Banked The Debanked Gets Debanked By The Guys He Banked 😆

A left handed football bat makes as much sense as what's happening with Justin Sun and the WLFI token

Dear BIS, Your Idea Is BS 🙄

Oh look, an attempt to control crypto under the guise of targeting criminals

Who Has Room To Run, And Who’s Gotta Cool Off 🤔

Special look at LINK, LTC, INJ, ADA, and ETH

The Midnight Airdrop Is Here 🌃

ADA, BTC, ETH, XRP, and more are all eligible.

Crypto Market Cap Stuffs $100B+ Back In The Jar 🫙

Also: A look at crypto ETFs in July - winners and not-so-winner-ish

Whales Been Front Dumping Hard This Month 💩

There's front running and then there's the institutional GTFO equivalent called front dumping