The Rally Has A Pulse, A Burner Phone, And No Fixed Address 😶

Everyone is nervous, bulls and bears both

Crypto Price Action: A Roomba Trapped Under the Couch 🤖

Forward 3 steps, back three steps, forward three steps, back three steps

Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆

Flippity floppity bippity boppity

Well That Is Just Rude 😶

Now the market is being just plain mean

No, Zcash Devs Didn’t Quit 🤦

Bitcoin's Hidden Scorecards 🤫

Get your nerd on for this one

Alts Are Tighter Than A Latex Catsuit After Three Pumpkin Latte Martinis 🐈‍⬛

So many ranges getting squeezed

Will JPMD Make $LINK The New LIBOR? 🤯

JPM's ‘JPMD’, plots Wall St tokenization with Chainlink, and more info on TRON's Sun.

Coinbase Is Having A 'Hold My Beer' Kind Of Week 🍺

And the week isn't even over yet - chance of more shenanigans: 100%

Green Candles Everywhere 🟩

Crypto Market Goes Vertical Out of Pure Spite

What To Expect In April And Q2

If the first three months of the year are what to expect, the 'typical' April might not happen

Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀

Altcoins are either dying or priming

Alt-pocalypse? 🤔

Things are not always as they appear...

Snooze-day Tuesday

Crypto market very 'meh' today but a boat load of altcoins have some major updates

Bitcoin’s Halving Is A Few Hours Away 🏃

Technically Speaking on DOGE, ADA, RNDR, and MINA, a big debt tsunami, TRONS SEC woes, TON NFTs, and Mango Markets justice

Crypto Market Wants You On Blood Pressure Medication Before The Weekend

Lucky SOBs in a memecoin, BTC with gold allocations? and a Technically Speaking on MINA and Chainlink

Stealth Wealth: Are Privacy Coins The Next Big Movers?

Privacy Coins the next big mover? Web3 gaming partnership, GBTC outflow slowdown, and a Technically Speaking