Report: Altcoins Upgraded From 'Do Not Resuscitate' To 'Try The Shock Paddle Things' 🏥

A handful of alts are looking a lot better

Crypto Closes April Green, Joy Remains Unconfirmed 🤷

Winning never felt so, well, not winning

Can't Tell If I'm Numb Or Enlightened 🤔

But hey! I don't flinch anymore!

When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂

Hugs a gud

Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️

Seems a little sus

Checking Charts Every 5 Minutes Really Paying Off In Terms Of Stress 😰

Doctors recommend 10,000 steps a day. You're doing 10,000 refreshes.

Crypto's New Class System: Bitcoin Aristocracy, Ethereum Gentry, Altcoin Peasantry 👑

Today's MVRV deep dive explains why

November 2025 Crypto Crime Scene Report: Detectives Say Every Chart Was Found Face-Down With No Signs Of Struggle 👮

Q4 is a shite show so far

Release The Kraken 🦑

Also: A big intraday recovery is still going

Q4's Leverage Detox Is Strenghtening The Crypto Market 💪

Crypto Got Leeroy Jenkins-ed 🏃‍♂️

It looked fine until, well, you know...

It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️

Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction

Zcash Refuses To Die, Fine Wine Refuses To Ship, Ocean Refuses To Explain 😐️

It's weird out there in crypto today

Wake Me Up When September Ends 🗓️

Lest Ye Forget: September sucks. Almost always. Usually.

Fed Verbs Don’t Trade Charts 📊

Hike, cut, whatever. The phase is the boss. Next week, the shenanigans begin.

Altcoins Pumping, Time To Unlock Trust Issues 🤔

Swing low or just a fakeout? It's still August, a month that sucks

Altcoins Spawn Camping 🎯

MVRV levels show some interesting details on where this market could be going

Cryptotwits Is Here 😱

Stocktwits just dropped Cryptotwits, teaming up with Grayscale and Gemini to bridge traditional finance with crypto for over 10 million investors

HOOD's Epic Haul: Bitsamp

Robinhood takes Bistamp, grumpy boomers and crypto, Chainlink does it agian, and Coinbase's new wallet

Institutional FOMO Has Begun 😲

Major institutional buys of spot BTC ETFs, Web3, GameFi, and NFT news, and breakout charts on ETH, ADA, FLOKI, SHIB, and XTZ