FIL
Filecoin
XLM
+19
Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋
There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy
BYJonathan Morgan
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May 27, 2026
EGLD
+18
Bitcoin's Momentum Gauges Just Broke History 🤯
There's insanely detached from reality, and then there's whatever the hells is going on right now.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Mar 27, 2026
XLM
+16
Analysts Say 'Capitulation Hasn't Happened Yet,' Which Is Wild Because I Definitely Felt Something Leave My Body
Special BTC.S&P Correlation Issue
BYJonathan Morgan
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Feb 24, 2026
ASTR
+21
The Altcoin Index Is Green Today, Which Means We're Only Down 40% Instead of 42% 🤦
Hope is a dangerous thing Andy
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jan 26, 2026
LINK
+21
Support Level Found: The Floor. Of Your Apartment. Where You're Lying. 😵
Fetal position is a valid trading strategy now.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jan 20, 2026
TRX
+19
I'm So Damanged I Don't Trust Anything That Isn't Actively Rugging Me 🥹
Good feelings officially feel suspicious
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jan 13, 2026
POKT
+15
I Almost Forgot How Pretty The Color Green Is 😏
And it's not even Christmas yet
BYJonathan Morgan
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Nov 18, 2025
EGLD
+13
Confirmed: XRP and DOGE ETFs Tomorrow 🚀
Also: What moved post rate cut announcement.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Sep 17, 2025
SUSHI
+17
Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀
Altcoins are either dying or priming
BYJonathan Morgan
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Mar 13, 2025
FLOKI
+33
Snooze-day Tuesday
Crypto market very 'meh' today but a boat load of altcoins have some major updates
BYJonathan Morgan
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Aug 27, 2024
