Crypto's July, Graded Like Fireworks 🎆

Historical July performance, but they're fireworks reviews

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

Analysts Say 'Capitulation Hasn't Happened Yet,' Which Is Wild Because I Definitely Felt Something Leave My Body

Special BTC.S&P Correlation Issue

The Good, The Bad, And The Fugly

How it's looking out there.

I'm So Damanged I Don't Trust Anything That Isn't Actively Rugging Me 🥹

Good feelings officially feel suspicious

Rudolph’s Nose Is Red, So Is Everything Else 🦌

What does green look like again?

Is Thanksgiving Good For Crypto? 🤔

A look at how the week of Thanksgiving has historically performed for crypto

Theory: There's A Shadow Rotation Into $ZEC 🥷

And not just ZEC, but privacy in general, that's my theory at least

Q4's Leverage Detox Is Strenghtening The Crypto Market 💪

ZEC Just Made A New 7.7 Year High 🚀

And it's still moving - it's the craziest and wildest mover in crypto right now

Whales Been Front Dumping Hard This Month 💩

There's front running and then there's the institutional GTFO equivalent called front dumping

American In London: Drugged, Robbed, and Rugged 🤕

Oh, and BTC hit a new all-time high before tripping and falling on its face

Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀

Altcoins are either dying or priming

Snooze-day Tuesday

Crypto market very 'meh' today but a boat load of altcoins have some major updates

Meme Coins Hit Back 🥊

Meme coins bounce big, record BTC outflows, AI token merger, and a new crypto game on Epic Games.