They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢

It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

Local Altcoin Volunteers To Go First So The Rest Can Watch What Happens 👷

Will it, won't it, will it, won't it, will it, won't it?

I’m Ready For Another Hit 👊

Turn-Around-Tuesday strikes again

Crypto Closes April Green, Joy Remains Unconfirmed 🤷

Winning never felt so, well, not winning

Crypto Got A Bit Of Swagger Back - Pawn Shop Rolex Energy, But Still 🕺

Maybe not premium confidence. More like counterfeit optimism with decent lighting.

We've Hit 'Extreme Fear' So Many Times It Should Just Be Called 'Regular Fear' by Now 🤣

I made myself laugh with that headline.

Can't Tell If I'm Numb Or Enlightened 🤔

But hey! I don't flinch anymore!

When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂

Hugs a gud

Brief Moment Of Joy Successfully Converted Into Extended Suffering 🩹

Efficient. Ruthless. The market is an artist. Of cruelty.

Feels Like Dental Work Without Anesthesia 🦷

The dip is beginning to feel like a mugging

Crypto ETF Voltron Assembles Tomorrow 🤖

irst multi-coin ETF hits the tape. Also, a look at ETH transactions.

BTC Lost Aggro - Dominance Hits 3 Year Low 🥳

Altcoins absolutely ripping harder and higher

Cartel Watch: Who Is Really Decentralized? 🤔

Who’s really decentralized? Let's slice the EDI numbers to sort the cartel from the crowd.

So, I Got Targeted By A Crypto Scam Last Night 😱

Also: last week broke some records - and not the good kind

15 Yrs Ago: Bitcoin's $10 Pizza Now $1.12B 🍕

Also: BTC new all-time highs, FIFA picks AVAX, and Sui DEX attacked

Crypto Bulls Hit Resistance, Recovery Underway 🐂

Bulls charge, get punched, fall down, get back up, and are ready to charge again

Crypto Markets Hit Snooze Button Until Fed Wakes Them Up Wednesday 😴

Markets nap, but Fed could spark the next big move

Crypto Green, Traders Emotionally Confused And Mildly Suspicious 😐️

Green on the screen like it didn't spend three months breaking hearts

Drunken Netflix Browsing More Decisive Than Today 🍻

A special look at BTC, ADA, ETH, XRP, and DOGE

HOOD's Epic Haul: Bitsamp

Robinhood takes Bistamp, grumpy boomers and crypto, Chainlink does it agian, and Coinbase's new wallet