Today’s Market Forecast: Yes, No, Maybe, Refresh 💹

The only confirmed trend is refreshing.

The Banks Would Like Their Cross-Border Business Back, Please 😐️

Tokenized deposits are the counterpunch to Tether and Circle eating the cross-border business

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦

Some got their stuffs, others didn't.

Coast Guard Suspends Search For Bottom, Cites Lack Of Visibility 🚣‍♂️

We've been here before, and it always sucks as much as it did last time

"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸

Top strategists confirm that you technically cannot lose purchasing power to inflation if the market removes your ability to purchase anything at all.

Checking Charts Every 5 Minutes Really Paying Off In Terms Of Stress 😰

Doctors recommend 10,000 steps a day. You're doing 10,000 refreshes.

2025 Review: Crypto Got Everything It Wanted And Nearly Killed Us 💀

Well, almost everything

Bitcoin Dominance Chart Displays Textbook 'Sweaty Upper Lip' Formation Before Altcoin Bender 🍻

It's not good for maxis, but it's good for everything else

It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️

Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction

Time Travel Is for Sci-Fi, Not Blockchains ⏲️

The cure can sometimes be worse than the disease

Largest Crypto Hack In History: $1.4B Gone 😱

Morning joy replaced by an afternoon punch in the face

Crypto's Fireworks Were All Duds

Technicaly analysis on BTC, PolitiFi memes with predictions, and a Crypto 101 over wallets

Easy CZ: From Crypto Fame to Low-Security Game 🔒️

CZ goes to jail, ETH leaving exchanges, Do Kwon's a douche, and GameFi updates

🎉 ETH ETFS APPROVED 🎆

ETH ETFS approved, Enjin's new NFT wallet, Bybit's FUD, and OpenSea NFTs

Institutional FOMO Has Begun 😲

Major institutional buys of spot BTC ETFs, Web3, GameFi, and NFT news, and breakout charts on ETH, ADA, FLOKI, SHIB, and XTZ

The Suck Continues 🤦‍♂️

BONK, WIF, INJ, DOT, XRP, lots of stuffs in today's LP.