That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️

There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called

Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day 🍕

16 years went by fast.

Crypto Market Holds Emergency Meeting To Decide Whether This Is A Breakout Or Just Another Elaborate Humiliation Ritual 🤔

Not much separating either bulls or bears getting a massive push here

The Toll Booth Guys Just Declared War On Roads 🪖

Legacy middlemen are begging the hall monitors to regulate the pavement because people found a route that doesn’t require stopping to kiss the ring.

Crypto Fear Index Stuck on 'Mild Dread,' Considering Rebranding to 'Acceptance Index' 😱

Crypto has been in fear territory so consistently that market participants wonder if this is just the new normal or if everyone forgot what optimism feels like.

Zcash Woke Up And Chose Violence ⚔️

Multi-year highs, monster volume, crazy moves

401k Pick Up Line To Crypto: Nice Asset 👍️

More than crypto gets to go to the 401k party

PayPal Just Dug Visa's And Mastercard's Grave 💀

PYPL's Pay with Crypto means Visa, Mastercard, and banks are going to lose a lot of money

BTC’s Grip Slips, Alts Hunger For The Throne 👑

Some alts are out peforming BTC over multiple months

Privacy Is Normal 🕵️‍♂️

Oh, and the MANTRA teams gave an update

MANTRA: The Anatomy Of A Collapse 📉

From $6.5b to <$500m

Entering The Weekend With A 'W' 🏆️

The week, so far, is in the green

Altcoins Surge +20% Off March Lows 🤯

March: Bitcoin’s Final Boss Of Q1 🎮

The dumpster fire of February is over

This Market Bites Harder Than A Hangry Vampire 🧛

Plus some charts and price levels to watch

Another Day, Another Dip

Sideways, up, then down, repeat

Denounce The Bounce?

Strong rallies in crypto but can it continue?