TRUF
Truflation
HYPE
+25
That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️
There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called
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Aug 19, 2026
BCH
+22
Crypto Market Holds Emergency Meeting To Decide Whether This Is A Breakout Or Just Another Elaborate Humiliation Ritual 🤔
Not much separating either bulls or bears getting a massive push here
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May 18, 2026
LINK
+25
Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪
You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.
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May 5, 2026
GS
+23
Halfway To The Next Halving ⏳️
We're officially half way to BTC's next halving.
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Apr 14, 2026
XLM
+19
Bulls Are Doing Pushups In The Middle Of The Highway Again 🐂
New Format! Well, new-ish. Let me know what you think.
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Apr 9, 2026
XTZ
+21
Single Digit Fear Index Means We're Basically Collecting Rare Achievements at This Point 🤣
Now it's just getting silly.
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Mar 30, 2026
LINK
+15
The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡
And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.
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Feb 18, 2026
Halving
+20
I'm Ready To Get Hurt Again, But Like, Festively 🎄
When technicals, sentiment, and macro all align, you either trust the process or remember what happened last time you trusted the process.
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Dec 9, 2025
LINK
+21
Totally Random: Vanguard, BofA, House GOP, Fed, and SEC All Pick Today 🤔
The color green makes me anxious I'm going to get hurt again
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Dec 2, 2025
BAND
+12
Retail Finally Gets To Eat Before the Whales 🐳
I mean, it's a start, chair at the end of the table, but retail is at least at the table now
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Nov 10, 2025
LINK
+25
Feels Like Climbing Out Of A Hole Then Falling Into Another, Deeper, And Meaner Hole 😶
Global uncertainty spiked, and crypto’s risk premium detonated. The table for two is full. Crypto’s standing at the coat rack.
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Nov 4, 2025
