TIA
Celestia
LINK
+22
Crypto Price Action: A Roomba Trapped Under the Couch 🤖
Forward 3 steps, back three steps, forward three steps, back three steps
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Jul 17, 2026
TRX
+15
Wall Street's Largest Asset Manager Just Plugged Into A DEX 🦄
Well played BlackRock, well played.
/
Feb 11, 2026
LINK
+18
The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰
@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.
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Jan 27, 2026
TRX
+19
I'm So Damanged I Don't Trust Anything That Isn't Actively Rugging Me 🥹
Good feelings officially feel suspicious
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Jan 13, 2026
LINK
+40
It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️
Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction
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Oct 13, 2025
SUSHI
+8
Altcoin Breakout Damn Close 🤏
Triangle coils. Setup looks clean. the month doesn't.
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Sep 10, 2025
SOL
+10
Opportunity Knocks: These Alts Haven’t Made Their Move Yet 🤜
As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel
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May 27, 2025
ZK
+29
An Avalanche That Won't Bury You
Grayscale and AVAX, CZ now in a half way house, Trumps new DeFi project, and more
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Aug 22, 2024
FLOKI
+38
Market Mulls Meh CPI Data
Yesterday's gains retraced as most of the crypto market is back to where the week started
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Aug 14, 2024
FLOKI
+34
Bulls Buy Before CPI
Pop before the drop? A day before CPI, crypto is in the green
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Aug 13, 2024
Commodities
+32
When A Day In The Green Doesn't Feel Like A Day In The Green
Big gains earlier in the day were faded over the rest of the afternoon
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Aug 12, 2024
