Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦

Some got their stuffs, others didn't.

Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃

Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.

Wife Leaves Note On Fridge: "It's Me Or The 4-Hour Chart" 📈

Waiting and more waiting for a direction other than to the right

DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩

It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe

Well, The New Fed Chair Is A Degen 😱

Money speaks and Warsh's money says degen

The Toll Booth Guys Just Declared War On Roads 🪖

Legacy middlemen are begging the hall monitors to regulate the pavement because people found a route that doesn’t require stopping to kiss the ring.

Turns Out the Pot Of Gold Was Just More Volatility 🤷

Tricked again. Should've known.

Spent 24 Hours Not Trusting The Pump And It Turns Out That Was The Correct Emotion 🤠

The Most Beautifully Stupid Thing That Happened In Crypto Happened On Sunday 💇

A glorious crypto story

Support Level Found: The Floor. Of Your Apartment. Where You're Lying. 😵

Fetal position is a valid trading strategy now.

The Good, The Bad, And The Fugly

How it's looking out there.

Only Took 1,374 Days 🤦

It's crazy but not so crazy it took this long for this to happen

Cryptotwits Is Here 😱

Stocktwits just dropped Cryptotwits, teaming up with Grayscale and Gemini to bridge traditional finance with crypto for over 10 million investors

What To Expect In April And Q2

If the first three months of the year are what to expect, the 'typical' April might not happen

The Weekend Pump Had The Lifespan Of A Goldfish In Battery Acid 🐡

It's not a surprise when this stuff happens, but it's always a shock

The Fed And Crypto Are More Connected Than You Think 🧠

Also: Happy Data Privacy Day!