STX
Stacks
JTO
+16
The Rally Has A Pulse, A Burner Phone, And No Fixed Address 😶
Everyone is nervous, bulls and bears both
/
Aug 7, 2026
CLARITY Act
+24
It's Not Ethereum's Birthday 🎂
Ethereum Isn't Eleven. It's Ten And Wearing Its Mom's Name
/
Jul 30, 2026
LINK
+32
The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw
Technically an outflow. Technically.
/
Jul 23, 2026
HYPE
+22
Is... Is That... Green? 😲
There is a color other than red on the screen today
/
Jun 26, 2026
HYPE
+29
Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦
Some got their stuffs, others didn't.
/
Jun 12, 2026
LINK
+25
Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪
You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.
/
May 5, 2026
XTZ
+21
Single Digit Fear Index Means We're Basically Collecting Rare Achievements at This Point 🤣
Now it's just getting silly.
/
Mar 30, 2026
MSTR
+19
Well, DAT Sucks 😐️
Crypto DATs and ETFs have, well, sucked. Let's look at how bad they suck
/
Nov 17, 2025
DYM
+19
Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋
Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins
/
Nov 7, 2025
STORJ
+11
Don't Freak Out: It's Just A Name Change 🧠
It's the same newsletter, just a different name.
/
Sep 23, 2025
ATOM
+10
Stocktwits And Polymarket Form Official Bromance 🫂
We bet this is kind of a big deal.
/
Sep 15, 2025
LINK
+12
Crypto Has More Weak Hands Than Logan Paul’s Fight Contracts 🥊
A look at BTC, ADA, XRP, ETH, LINK, and DOGE's MVRV charts
/
Mar 4, 2025
Altcoins
+26
Bullish at Dawn, By Noon All Gone
The morning looked impressive with many altcoins up +4%, but afternoon trading wiped out most of the gains
/
Aug 29, 2024
FLOKI
+33
Snooze-day Tuesday
Crypto market very 'meh' today but a boat load of altcoins have some major updates
/
Aug 27, 2024
Altcoins
+26
Sacrebleu! French Cuffs
Telegram and TONCOIN big wig arrested in France, ADA & ALGO team up idea, and more in today's Litepaper
/
Aug 26, 2024
Altcoins
+29
Fed’s Dovish Tone Puts Wind Beneath Crypto’s Wings
Crypto rallies, BTC bull RFK Jr. endorses Trump, and more in today's Litepaper
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Aug 23, 2024
ATOM
+33
Short Sellers Squeezed And In Pain
$33 million (and rising) in shorts liquidated, McDonald's Insta hacked and promoted scam coin, and more
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Aug 21, 2024
