FLOCK
FLock
HYPE
+25
That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️
There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called
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Aug 19, 2026
MS
+20
The Toll Booth Guys Just Declared War On Roads 🪖
Legacy middlemen are begging the hall monitors to regulate the pavement because people found a route that doesn’t require stopping to kiss the ring.
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Apr 7, 2026
BAND
+12
Well That Is Just Rude 😶
Now the market is being just plain mean
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Feb 10, 2026
ATOM
+27
Bitcoin Dominance Chart Displays Textbook 'Sweaty Upper Lip' Formation Before Altcoin Bender 🍻
It's not good for maxis, but it's good for everything else
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Nov 12, 2025
LINK
+25
Feels Like Climbing Out Of A Hole Then Falling Into Another, Deeper, And Meaner Hole 😶
Global uncertainty spiked, and crypto’s risk premium detonated. The table for two is full. Crypto’s standing at the coat rack.
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Nov 4, 2025
STORJ
+10
Crypto Got Leeroy Jenkins-ed 🏃♂️
It looked fine until, well, you know...
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Oct 16, 2025
DYM
+10
Wake Me Up When September Ends 🗓️
Lest Ye Forget: September sucks. Almost always. Usually.
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Sep 22, 2025
LINK
+13
Time Heals All Dumb Entries 💓
Low and near-zero MVRV-Z scoresr say supply is tight and sellers are bored. That’s how quiet squeezes start.
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Aug 27, 2025
LINK
+13
Chainlink Is Eating Everyone's Lunch 🥪
ICE just plugged its FX and metals feed into Chainlink. SWIFT and the banks were already in line.
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Aug 11, 2025
POKT
+13
Crypto Market Cap Stuffs $100B+ Back In The Jar 🫙
Also: A look at crypto ETFs in July - winners and not-so-winner-ish
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Aug 4, 2025
