They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢

It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto

Well, The New Fed Chair Is A Degen 😱

Money speaks and Warsh's money says degen

Rudolph’s Nose Is Red, So Is Everything Else 🦌

What does green look like again?

Saylor Has Spent Enough On BTC This Year To Buy Every NFL Stadium 😶

Strategy Has Bought So Much This Year

I Almost Forgot How Pretty The Color Green Is 😏

And it's not even Christmas yet

Q4's Leverage Detox Is Strenghtening The Crypto Market 💪

Cardano Audit Kills Voucher FUD 📑

A 128-page report shredded all five scam claims with receipts and numbers.

Chainlink Is Eating Everyone's Lunch 🥪

ICE just plugged its FX and metals feed into Chainlink. SWIFT and the banks were already in line.

Well, Hello Alt Season 👋

The long-teased Alt Season might stop ghosting us.

First Half Of 2025 Corpse Count: It's An Altpocalypse Out There 🧟

Hell Frozen: JPM Accepts Bitcoin ETFs As Loan Collateral 🫢

JPMorgan just greenlit crypto ETFs - including BlackRock’s Bitcoin Trust—as collateral for loans.

SEC Confirms Proof-of-Work Is Not A Security And Is, Well, Work 🤦

Proof-of-Work gets the all-clear

Time Travel Is for Sci-Fi, Not Blockchains ⏲️

The cure can sometimes be worse than the disease

Before The Weekend: Green On The Screen

Nice turnaround to end the Friday trading session - but the weekend is always volatile

Park And Bark

Red everywhere today, but there were some nice recoveries near the end of the day

Ethereum ETFs Explode: $1B Day One

ETH ETF volume, modular AI, Israel CBDC with COTI, and a crazy kidnapping story

Eclipsed Expectations: SOLstice Of Fail Continues 😎

BTC's dominance, who's in/out the money, big NFT sales, and news in three sentences