CSPR
Casper Network.
HYPE
+25
That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️
There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called
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Aug 19, 2026
XLM
+15
My Portfolio Is Love-Bombing Me With A Two-Percent Bounce 🌹
I have seen this behavior before. It ended with margin calls.
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Aug 13, 2026
CLARITY Act
+24
It's Not Ethereum's Birthday 🎂
Ethereum Isn't Eleven. It's Ten And Wearing Its Mom's Name
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Jul 30, 2026
LINK
+32
The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw
Technically an outflow. Technically.
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Jul 23, 2026
ASTR
+17
Whiskey Can't Fix My Entry Price But It Can Fix How I Feel About My Entry Price 🍻
Traditional Irish blessing, updated for 2026.
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Mar 17, 2026
BAND
+21
November 2025 Crypto Crime Scene Report: Detectives Say Every Chart Was Found Face-Down With No Signs Of Struggle 👮
Q4 is a shite show so far
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Dec 1, 2025
XTZ
+17
Risk Is Tiptoeing Back In While Volatility Checks The Door Locks 🥷
Unafraid, then ok, then happy, then scared again, now brave-ishly sheepish
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Nov 25, 2025
XTZ
+7
Coiled Tight. Breakout On Deck. 🫡
Of course, this kind of setup occurs at the beginning of August, which means it's probably a mean trick
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Aug 8, 2025
LINK
+7
Robinhood Tokenizes Stonks, ETH And SOL Staking For US 🏹
Stock tokens, perps, staking, and a fresh Layer-2 - Robinhood's crypto upgrade in one read.
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Jun 30, 2025
ADA
+7
It Was Fun While It Lasted 🤕
As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel
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May 23, 2025
ADA
+10
Coinbase Is Having A 'Hold My Beer' Kind Of Week 🍺
And the week isn't even over yet - chance of more shenanigans: 100%
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May 15, 2025
