Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑

Another day, another bleak outlook

White House To Banking Lobby: Sir, This Is A Wendy's 🍟

The Council of Economic Advisers just told the banks their trillion-dollar model forgot where money goes

DOGE And Gold Are On The Same Leaderboard And Nobody Thinks That's Weird 😕

omewhere between a dog coin and a 5,000-year-old store of value, the definition of 'crypto exchange' stopped meaning what you think it means.

When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂

Hugs a gud

Alts Say They’re Ready To Take It To The Next Level, Market Says It’s Not Ready 😐️

The Safe Word Is: Fifty-Two 🙂

Green? On The Screen? Huzzah

Grandma Got Run Over By A Red Candle 😵

Grandma, like this market, needs a Christmas miracle.

Risk Is Tiptoeing Back In While Volatility Checks The Door Locks 🥷

Unafraid, then ok, then happy, then scared again, now brave-ishly sheepish

Feels Like Climbing Out Of A Hole Then Falling Into Another, Deeper, And Meaner Hole 😶

Global uncertainty spiked, and crypto’s risk premium detonated. The table for two is full. Crypto’s standing at the coat rack.

Crypto Fear Index Stuck on 'Mild Dread,' Considering Rebranding to 'Acceptance Index' 😱

Crypto has been in fear territory so consistently that market participants wonder if this is just the new normal or if everyone forgot what optimism feels like.

Altcoins Pumping, Time To Unlock Trust Issues 🤔

Swing low or just a fakeout? It's still August, a month that sucks

Dear BIS, Your Idea Is BS 🙄

Oh look, an attempt to control crypto under the guise of targeting criminals

Altcoins Spawn Camping 🎯

MVRV levels show some interesting details on where this market could be going

CoreWeave's Core Crypto Competition 🥊

There's plenty of HPC and GPU-for-hire players in crypto

Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀

Altcoins are either dying or priming

Like A Cat Watching Five Laser Pointers, This Market Is Indecisive 😹

As indecisive things are, the altcoin market cap is still holding onto $1T

Beyond NVDA: Unveiling Crypto's AI Powerhouses

A look at the top five AI focused cryptocurrencies