TRUMP
Trump Coin
XLM
+18
Crypto Feels Like A Patient That Can Eat Solid Food Again 🍴
Nobody order the steak. We are still testing applesauce.
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Jul 10, 2026
HYPE
+29
Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦
Some got their stuffs, others didn't.
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Jun 12, 2026
HYPE
+20
A Letter To Everyone Watching Red
What has been will be again, there is nothing new under the sun
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Jun 5, 2026
XLM
+21
So, That Sucks 🤷
But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin
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Jun 2, 2026
TRX
+19
I'm So Damanged I Don't Trust Anything That Isn't Actively Rugging Me 🥹
Good feelings officially feel suspicious
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Jan 13, 2026
BAL
+18
2025 Review: Crypto Got Everything It Wanted And Nearly Killed Us 💀
Well, almost everything
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Dec 29, 2025
SOL
+13
Have Yourself A Merry Little Rate Cut, Let Your Longs Be Right 🛷
And From Now On, the Dot Plot Says Goodnight
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Dec 10, 2025
GS
+17
Cryptotwits Is Here 😱
Stocktwits just dropped Cryptotwits, teaming up with Grayscale and Gemini to bridge traditional finance with crypto for over 10 million investors
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May 12, 2025
BONK
+17
A Frog, A Dog, and Trump Lead The Market 😆
It's not ETH, BTC, SOL, or another major L1 or L2 pushing crypto higher...
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May 9, 2025
MSTR
+22
A Toy Firetruck Thrown At My Face Hurts Less
Altcoin's in hell, life insurance is tokenized, top SEC cop is done, and GameFi news
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Jun 18, 2024
Commodities
+23
Pullbacks Suck, But They're Normal
Detailed analysis on how Bitcoin has historically performed in April and Q2.
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Apr 2, 2024
