SUSHI
SushiSwap
LINK
+10
The Most Expensive Typo in DeFi History - Or the Most Expensive Cover Story 😱
Well this is just a crazy story
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Mar 13, 2026
XLM
+19
Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️
Seems a little sus
/
Feb 13, 2026
STORJ
+10
Crypto Got Leeroy Jenkins-ed 🏃♂️
It looked fine until, well, you know...
/
Oct 16, 2025
SUSHI
+8
Altcoin Breakout Damn Close 🤏
Triangle coils. Setup looks clean. the month doesn't.
/
Sep 10, 2025
STORJ
+7
The Greatest Living Trader Says Altcoin Season Is Here 🤯
Also: What happened to the three crypto bills today and where they're going
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Jul 17, 2025
BONK
+17
A Frog, A Dog, and Trump Lead The Market 😆
It's not ETH, BTC, SOL, or another major L1 or L2 pushing crypto higher...
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May 9, 2025
SUSHI
+13
Crypto Traders Googling 'How to Unsee Portfolio Balance' 🤦
As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel
/
Mar 28, 2025
SUSHI
+17
Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀
Altcoins are either dying or priming
/
Mar 13, 2025
LINK
+11
Crypto Is Auditioning For The Next Saw Movie 🪚
A Bloodbath By Any Other Name Still Hurts The Same
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Feb 26, 2025
XLM
+15
This Market Bites Harder Than A Hangry Vampire 🧛
Plus some charts and price levels to watch
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Feb 6, 2025
SUSHI
+13
Drunken Netflix Browsing More Decisive Than Today 🍻
A special look at BTC, ADA, ETH, XRP, and DOGE
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Feb 4, 2025
SUSHI
+16
Crypto On Tariffs: 'Meh'
Like a honey badger, crypto doesn't care
/
Jan 30, 2025
SUSHI
+17
A N-UwU Exploit Hits Crypto
Crypto hack updates, a fresh bitcoin chart, five crazy crypto stats, and a crypto 101 on DEXs.
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Jun 10, 2024
TREAT
+27
HOOD's Epic Haul: Bitsamp
Robinhood takes Bistamp, grumpy boomers and crypto, Chainlink does it agian, and Coinbase's new wallet
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Jun 6, 2024
