Both Leverage And Nerves Are Up 🔼

Today we're looking at the Leverage Absorption Ratio to get an idea of how the market is doing after some gains

Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️

Seems a little sus

The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰

@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.

The Market Rallied and I Still Feel 🤷Nothing

Oh The Volume Outside Is Frightful 🌨️

But the support level is so delightful. Well, delightful-ish

DATs Good, STDs Bad 🏥

More tickers for suits to click. Liquidity widens slowly, then suddenly.

Don't Freak Out: It's Just A Name Change 🧠

It's the same newsletter, just a different name.

Crypto ETF Voltron Assembles Tomorrow 🤖

irst multi-coin ETF hits the tape. Also, a look at ETH transactions.

Stocktwits And Polymarket Form Official Bromance 🫂

We bet this is kind of a big deal.

Leverage Buffet: Some Plates Full, Others About to Shatter 🍽️

a few dishes look perfectly plated while others wobble like bad Jell-O at a church potluck.

Opportunity Knocks: These Alts Haven’t Made Their Move Yet 🤜

As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel

Crypto’s May 2025 Boom: Sorry, Haters, It’s Lit 😎

Crypto can hang out with the cool kids now

Coinbase Is Having A 'Hold My Beer' Kind Of Week 🍺

And the week isn't even over yet - chance of more shenanigans: 100%

Pectra: ETH's Newest Upgrade 💡

In less than a month, Ethereum gets a new boost

wow summit, much disappoint, many yawn 💤

I'd like some nothing on my burger please

March: Bitcoin’s Final Boss Of Q1 🎮

The dumpster fire of February is over

This Market Bites Harder Than A Hangry Vampire 🧛

Plus some charts and price levels to watch

Drunken Netflix Browsing More Decisive Than Today 🍻

A special look at BTC, ADA, ETH, XRP, and DOGE

Today's LP Is Brought To You By The Letters F, E, A, and R

Red is everywhere the past couple days - let's see what the weekend gives us

HOOD's Epic Haul: Bitsamp

Robinhood takes Bistamp, grumpy boomers and crypto, Chainlink does it agian, and Coinbase's new wallet