ROSE
Oasis Protocol
HYPE
+25
Crypto Closes April Green, Joy Remains Unconfirmed 🤷
Winning never felt so, well, not winning
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Apr 30, 2026
TRX
+19
I'm So Damanged I Don't Trust Anything That Isn't Actively Rugging Me 🥹
Good feelings officially feel suspicious
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Jan 13, 2026
XLM
+20
Grandma Got Run Over By A Red Candle 😵
Grandma, like this market, needs a Christmas miracle.
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Dec 16, 2025
ZEC
+10
Zcash Refuses To Die, Fine Wine Refuses To Ship, Ocean Refuses To Explain 😐️
It's weird out there in crypto today
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Oct 9, 2025
XLM
+8
Guy Who Banked The Debanked Gets Debanked By The Guys He Banked 😆
A left handed football bat makes as much sense as what's happening with Justin Sun and the WLFI token
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Sep 5, 2025
UNI
+7
Crypto’s July 4 Hangover: Still Hitting Snooze On Monday 🎆
The crypto market decided to make it a four day weekend
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Jul 7, 2025
ZK
+10
Cartel Watch: Who Is Really Decentralized? 🤔
Who’s really decentralized? Let's slice the EDI numbers to sort the cartel from the crowd.
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Jun 26, 2025
ADA
+10
Coinbase Is Having A 'Hold My Beer' Kind Of Week 🍺
And the week isn't even over yet - chance of more shenanigans: 100%
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May 15, 2025
MINA
+4
What To Expect In April And Q2
If the first three months of the year are what to expect, the 'typical' April might not happen
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Mar 31, 2025
