Tom Lee Says It's A Bottom. Tom Lee Always Says It's A Bottom 🤦

Down 48% from the $4.2T high and the mood isn't fear, it's a shrug. VanEck calls it orderly. The chart calls it a slow bleed.

They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢

It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

Hear Ye, Hear Ye - The Screen Doth Run Green This Day 🥳

Feelings of merry-adjacent moods do rise today

Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃

Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.

Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪

You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.

BTC Got Within Slapping Distance Of $80K. Then Got Slapped. 👋

Meme Coins Hit Back 🥊

Meme coins bounce big, record BTC outflows, AI token merger, and a new crypto game on Epic Games.

Easy CZ: From Crypto Fame to Low-Security Game 🔒️

CZ goes to jail, ETH leaving exchanges, Do Kwon's a douche, and GameFi updates

Memecoin Mania Returns? 🤩

PEPE, DOGE, FLOKI, and BONK analysis, XRP and USDT fight, Pudgy Penguins