PENDLE
Pendle
MS
+20
I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment
Ready to be hurt again
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jul 16, 2026
HYPE
+29
Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦
Some got their stuffs, others didn't.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jun 12, 2026
MSTR
+18
Scientists Confirm The Slow Removal Of A Flex Tape Band-Aid Still Less Cruel Than This Market
Market So Bad Traders Now Longing For Gentle Comfort Of Flex Tape Band-Aid Being Peeled Off Slowly
BYJonathan Morgan
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May 26, 2026
STORJ
+21
Checking Charts Every 5 Minutes Really Paying Off In Terms Of Stress 😰
Doctors recommend 10,000 steps a day. You're doing 10,000 refreshes.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jan 28, 2026
ZK
+10
Alts Are Tighter Than A Latex Catsuit After Three Pumpkin Latte Martinis 🐈⬛
So many ranges getting squeezed
BYJonathan Morgan
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Oct 8, 2025
SUSHI
+8
Altcoin Breakout Damn Close 🤏
Triangle coils. Setup looks clean. the month doesn't.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Sep 10, 2025
BAND
+13
Crypto Rediscovers What Green Candles Look Like 👀
Charts to look at: ICP, AVAX, PENDLE, and BAND
BYJonathan Morgan
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Feb 20, 2025
FBTC
+25
BlackRock Holds A Penis NFT
Not even kidding about the NFT BLK is holding, COIN's weird status with the US, Sony getting into the crypto exchange game, and more
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jul 2, 2024
