MNT
Mantle
STORJ
+22
Crypto, Invented To Escape Central Banking, Now Waiting Fed Meeting 🤦
Let the waiting game begin.
/
Jul 27, 2026
LINK
+16
The Banks Would Like Their Cross-Border Business Back, Please 😐️
Tokenized deposits are the counterpunch to Tether and Circle eating the cross-border business
/
Jul 9, 2026
BAL
+24
Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘
I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney
/
Jun 1, 2026
XLM
+27
Report: Altcoins Upgraded From 'Do Not Resuscitate' To 'Try The Shock Paddle Things' 🏥
A handful of alts are looking a lot better
/
May 21, 2026
LINK
+20
Crypto Industry Celebrates Historic Vote To Have Another Vote Later ☑️
The other 76 senators were still being briefed on what crypto is.
/
May 14, 2026
LINK
+25
Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃
Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.
/
May 8, 2026
MS
+26
DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩
It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe
/
Apr 24, 2026
LINK
+16
My Confidence In This Confidence Is More Confident Than My Last Confidence 😐️
A fresh burst of market confidence has arrived, which would feel better if confidence itself didn’t have such a rich history of lying.
/
Apr 10, 2026
LINK
+21
Crypto's New Class System: Bitcoin Aristocracy, Ethereum Gentry, Altcoin Peasantry 👑
Today's MVRV deep dive explains why
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Dec 4, 2025
SOL
+10
Everyone’s Waiting For Someone Else To Blink 👀
Institutions nibble, retail snoozes, and whales pretend they don’t care. It’s a staring contest, except the prize is a liquidity wipeout
/
Aug 18, 2025
ADA
+14
Alts Climb All Week; Weekend Volatility Monster Looms 👾
Also: Trump signed the Genius Act today!
/
Jul 18, 2025
UNI
+11
4th of July Crypto: 70% Win Rate 🤯
Fourth-of-July win rate, XRP stunt brewing, ETH’s profit meter twitching
/
Jul 3, 2025
BNB
+12
Green Candles Everywhere 🟩
Crypto Market Goes Vertical Out of Pure Spite
/
May 8, 2025
Altcoins
+17
How Good Was This Week? Best In 5 Months 🤯
Market's on fire: Green everywhere and charts screaming recovery
/
Apr 25, 2025
BNT
+7
Pectra: ETH's Newest Upgrade 💡
In less than a month, Ethereum gets a new boost
/
Apr 10, 2025
ZEC
+9
Dear Abby: Crypto’s Back But I Have Trust Issues 🤔
Please no more broken promises, I don't want to be hurt again
/
Apr 9, 2025
ARB
+5
March: Bitcoin’s Final Boss Of Q1 🎮
The dumpster fire of February is over
/
Feb 28, 2025
