METIS
METIS
TRX
+15
Wall Street's Largest Asset Manager Just Plugged Into A DEX 🦄
Well played BlackRock, well played.
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Feb 11, 2026
XTZ
+17
Risk Is Tiptoeing Back In While Volatility Checks The Door Locks 🥷
Unafraid, then ok, then happy, then scared again, now brave-ishly sheepish
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Nov 25, 2025
BNT
+12
Deadtober, Rektober, Bleedtober, Helltober... But It's Definitely Not Uptober 🩸
This month is a real biatch
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Oct 30, 2025
AGIX
+14
Next Week Looks About As Safe As Bootleg Halloween Candy 🍬
Of course all this happens during Halloween week.
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Oct 24, 2025
LINK
+10
AWS Crash Shows ETH And Others As Decentralized As Russia's Economy
Internet is broken.
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Oct 20, 2025
ZK
+10
Alts Are Tighter Than A Latex Catsuit After Three Pumpkin Latte Martinis 🐈⬛
So many ranges getting squeezed
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Oct 8, 2025
FLR
+7
Dear September: Nobody Likes You. Also, July And August Think You're Ugly 🧌
So. About those liquidations today...
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Sep 25, 2025
BAND
+6
Merry Fed Day Eve 🗓️
There was a time when crypto didn't have to worry about this shtuff.
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Sep 16, 2025
JTO
+12
Cardano Audit Kills Voucher FUD 📑
A 128-page report shredded all five scam claims with receipts and numbers.
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Sep 4, 2025
POKT
+12
Altcoins Pumping, Time To Unlock Trust Issues 🤔
Swing low or just a fakeout? It's still August, a month that sucks
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Aug 20, 2025
LINK
+13
Chainlink Is Eating Everyone's Lunch 🥪
ICE just plugged its FX and metals feed into Chainlink. SWIFT and the banks were already in line.
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Aug 11, 2025
XTZ
+7
Coiled Tight. Breakout On Deck. 🫡
Of course, this kind of setup occurs at the beginning of August, which means it's probably a mean trick
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Aug 8, 2025
ATOM
+8
So, I Got Targeted By A Crypto Scam Last Night 😱
Also: last week broke some records - and not the good kind
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Jun 23, 2025
ADA
+7
It Was Fun While It Lasted 🤕
As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel
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May 23, 2025
AVAX
+11
Today Started Like Disneyland But Ended Like The Titanic 👎️
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
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Apr 8, 2025
SUSHI
+17
Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀
Altcoins are either dying or priming
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Mar 13, 2025
BNT
+9
Why This Hurts More Than You Ever Expected 😵
Sometimes, everybody cries
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Mar 10, 2025
BNT
+9
Tucker Carlson Gets SBF’s Take from Behind Bars 🤯
Prison economy, Diddy, no purpose, robbers are good at chess
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Mar 6, 2025
LINK
+12
Crypto Has More Weak Hands Than Logan Paul’s Fight Contracts 🥊
A look at BTC, ADA, XRP, ETH, LINK, and DOGE's MVRV charts
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Mar 4, 2025
XTZ
+10
Largest Crypto Hack In History: $1.4B Gone 😱
Morning joy replaced by an afternoon punch in the face
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Feb 21, 2025
