Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦

Some got their stuffs, others didn't.

Crypto Got A Bit Of Swagger Back - Pawn Shop Rolex Energy, But Still 🕺

Maybe not premium confidence. More like counterfeit optimism with decent lighting.

Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳

Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.

When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂

Hugs a gud

I'm Ready To Get Hurt Again, But Like, Festively 🎄

When technicals, sentiment, and macro all align, you either trust the process or remember what happened last time you trusted the process.

Merry Fed Day Eve 🗓️

There was a time when crypto didn't have to worry about this shtuff.

Your Anti-CBDC, CLARITY, and GENIUS Cheat Sheet ☑️

Full Circle 🟢

What cryptos look bullish, bearish, or 'meh'?

Crypto Bulls Hit Resistance, Recovery Underway 🐂

Bulls charge, get punched, fall down, get back up, and are ready to charge again

Ethereum’s Pectra Upgrade Explained 🤔

Also: no changes in interest rates today 😐️

CoreWeave's Core Crypto Competition 🥊

There's plenty of HPC and GPU-for-hire players in crypto

Alt-pocalypse? 🤔

Things are not always as they appear...

One Of The Biggest Comebacks Ever—Yes, Really 🥊

Insane rally today, historical for many altcoins

Like A Cat Watching Five Laser Pointers, This Market Is Indecisive 😹

As indecisive things are, the altcoin market cap is still holding onto $1T

Crypto Went AFK While Everyone Watched NVDA

Crypto lowers, OpenSea gets Wells Notice, Glassnode says green might be on the screen soon, and more