CRO
Crypto.com
MS
+20
I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment
Ready to be hurt again
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Jul 16, 2026
LINK
+20
Crypto Is Up But Not Emotionally Available 🛋️
A small bounce, a big sigh, and zero emotional growth.
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Jun 29, 2026
SOL
+20
Altcoin Funding Rates Look Calm. The Last Time They Looked This Calm, They Did Not Stay That Way 🤯
The market's last five funding resets ran higher. The current one is in progress.
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May 11, 2026
BAND
+23
The Most Beautifully Stupid Thing That Happened In Crypto Happened On Sunday 💇
A glorious crypto story
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Feb 23, 2026
HYPE
+22
"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸
Top strategists confirm that you technically cannot lose purchasing power to inflation if the market removes your ability to purchase anything at all.
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Jan 29, 2026
BAL
+18
2025 Review: Crypto Got Everything It Wanted And Nearly Killed Us 💀
Well, almost everything
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Dec 29, 2025
SOL
+13
Have Yourself A Merry Little Rate Cut, Let Your Longs Be Right 🛷
And From Now On, the Dot Plot Says Goodnight
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Dec 10, 2025
LINK
+21
Crypto's New Class System: Bitcoin Aristocracy, Ethereum Gentry, Altcoin Peasantry 👑
Today's MVRV deep dive explains why
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Dec 4, 2025
Gann
+9
Wrapeth Now Thine Own Forehead In Foil 🌌
Thine Mind Needeth Saving, For Madness Cometh Swiftly
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Mar 18, 2025
SUSHI
+13
Drunken Netflix Browsing More Decisive Than Today 🍻
A special look at BTC, ADA, ETH, XRP, and DOGE
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Feb 4, 2025
FLOKI
+17
FOMO And FUD: Two Catalysts No One Is Talking About
Two major catalysts hanging around that no one is talking about and a look at Bitcoin's historical performance in September
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Aug 30, 2024
ZK
+29
An Avalanche That Won't Bury You
Grayscale and AVAX, CZ now in a half way house, Trumps new DeFi project, and more
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Aug 22, 2024
FLOKI
+38
Market Mulls Meh CPI Data
Yesterday's gains retraced as most of the crypto market is back to where the week started
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Aug 14, 2024
Commodities
+32
When A Day In The Green Doesn't Feel Like A Day In The Green
Big gains earlier in the day were faded over the rest of the afternoon
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Aug 12, 2024
ATOM
+34
There Are Swings And, Then There's Whatever The Heck The Week Was
Free memecoin generation on Solana, Cardano's Chang fork, Samsung with Illuvium and more
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Aug 9, 2024
DESO
+20
Everything Is Red, Not Just Crypto 🟥
Let me know what you think of this format for the Litepaper!
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Aug 1, 2024
Kraken
+18
Crypto's Fireworks Were All Duds
Technicaly analysis on BTC, PolitiFi memes with predictions, and a Crypto 101 over wallets
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Jul 3, 2024
XLM
+17
SEC Abandons Ethereum Fight: "We Can’t Afford More Embarrassment"
The SEC drops its ETH investigation, CertiK hacked Kraken, and Animoca keeps throwing money
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Jun 20, 2024
MSTR
+19
Bull vs. Bear Battle Continues Into Weekend
Bitcoin's latest technical levels, the top 10 "out of the money" cryptocurrencies, and a crypto 101 on DEX risks.
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Jun 14, 2024
