AXL
Axelar
LINK
+15
The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡
And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.
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Feb 18, 2026
XLM
+20
Grandma Got Run Over By A Red Candle 😵
Grandma, like this market, needs a Christmas miracle.
/
Dec 16, 2025
DYM
+15
Hodlers Finally Achieve Work-Life Balance: Both Now Equally Devastating 😶
Investors Admit 'DYOR' Meant 'Definitely Yolo'd Our Rent
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Dec 5, 2025
LINK
+21
Crypto's New Class System: Bitcoin Aristocracy, Ethereum Gentry, Altcoin Peasantry 👑
Today's MVRV deep dive explains why
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Dec 4, 2025
XTZ
+17
Risk Is Tiptoeing Back In While Volatility Checks The Door Locks 🥷
Unafraid, then ok, then happy, then scared again, now brave-ishly sheepish
/
Nov 25, 2025
LINK
+20
Bitcoin Stared Into The Abyss, And The Abyss Pointed And Laughed 🤣
Bitcoin is down and underperforming the rest of the crypto market big time
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Nov 14, 2025
BAND
+17
Swift Rip Beats Slow Bleed 🩸
Just do it already *looks away* *holds breath*
/
Oct 15, 2025
AXL
+8
ICE Drops $2B On Polymarket 💰️
So, that's quite a bit of money, ya?
/
Oct 7, 2025
STORJ
+11
Don't Freak Out: It's Just A Name Change 🧠
It's the same newsletter, just a different name.
/
Sep 23, 2025
POKT
+6
Welcome To August. It Sucks. 👋
The only month worse for crypto is... the next one, September.
/
Aug 1, 2025
POLYX
+11
Whales Been Front Dumping Hard This Month 💩
There's front running and then there's the institutional GTFO equivalent called front dumping
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Jul 30, 2025
XTZ
+9
How To Buy Dirt Cheap And Dump The Peak 🧠
Cheap prints, whale footprints, real stats. This MVRV + HODL combo maps the 2025 flips before the crowd even blinks.
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Jun 18, 2025
BNT
+7
Pectra: ETH's Newest Upgrade 💡
In less than a month, Ethereum gets a new boost
/
Apr 10, 2025
STORJ
+8
SEC Confirms Proof-of-Work Is Not A Security And Is, Well, Work 🤦
Proof-of-Work gets the all-clear
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Mar 20, 2025
