Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️

It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

One In Four Americans Now Owns Crypto - And the Buyer Has Changed 🤯

The 2026 Crypto Holder Is Older, More Female, and Less Silicon Valley

Crypto Market Holds Emergency Meeting To Decide Whether This Is A Breakout Or Just Another Elaborate Humiliation Ritual 🤔

Not much separating either bulls or bears getting a massive push here

Wife Leaves Note On Fridge: "It's Me Or The 4-Hour Chart" 📈

Waiting and more waiting for a direction other than to the right

The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡

And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.

A Crypto Love Story: Cardano & LayerZero 🫂

Cute couple

And So It Begins: The Great Yield Migration 🐘

This Is What Altseason Should Look Like 👀

Alts haven't even had a big move yet