The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

So, June Sucked 🤔

Let's review the damage, but in a fun way.

Crypto Is Up But Not Emotionally Available 🛋️

A small bounce, a big sigh, and zero emotional growth.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye - The Screen Doth Run Green This Day 🥳

Feelings of merry-adjacent moods do rise today

Local Altcoin Volunteers To Go First So The Rest Can Watch What Happens 👷

Will it, won't it, will it, won't it, will it, won't it?

Altcoins Ask Market To Stop Threatening Them And Just Do It Already 🕛️

Waiting, and more waiting, and, what's this? More waiting.

Crypto Market Holds Emergency Meeting To Decide Whether This Is A Breakout Or Just Another Elaborate Humiliation Ritual 🤔

Not much separating either bulls or bears getting a massive push here

Both Leverage And Nerves Are Up 🔼

Today we're looking at the Leverage Absorption Ratio to get an idea of how the market is doing after some gains

I’m Ready For Another Hit 👊

Turn-Around-Tuesday strikes again

Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪

You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.

Altcoin Market Snaps 6 Month Losing Streak 👍️

A win is a win

Crypto Closes April Green, Joy Remains Unconfirmed 🤷

Winning never felt so, well, not winning

Wife Leaves Note On Fridge: "It's Me Or The 4-Hour Chart" 📈

Waiting and more waiting for a direction other than to the right

Where The Dynamite Is Buried: A 30-Day Funding Tour 🧨

What people are doing in the perps markets can tell us a lot

Altcoins Saw Green And Immediately Made It Weird 😐️

A few clean pops, a few ugly reversals, and plenty of chart damage in between.

Crypto To World: Hodl My Beer 🍺