SPK
Spark
LINK
+29
They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢
It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jul 2, 2026
XLM
+23
The Only Thing Bearish About Crypto Is The Price Action 🧠
The money flowing in is still massive
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jun 25, 2026
LINK
+19
When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂
Hugs a gud
BYJonathan Morgan
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Feb 19, 2026
HYPE
+22
"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸
Top strategists confirm that you technically cannot lose purchasing power to inflation if the market removes your ability to purchase anything at all.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jan 29, 2026
SCRT
+8
Altcoins Winked, The Fed Blinked 😉
BTC rolled over, ETH took a nap, and altcoins are flirting with bad decisions again.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Oct 29, 2025
SCRT
+8
Bad Day? Probably Not Minus $164,000,000 Bad. 😱
In crypto, there's daily examples of why you're probably doing ok-ier than someone else
BYJonathan Morgan
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Oct 23, 2025
