LUNA
Terra
MVRV
+9
Stress Readings This Bad Used to Require An Exchange Imploding. Now We Do It Organically 🤷
Fear is the mind-killer. Also the portfolio-killer.
/
Mar 12, 2026
XLM
+8
Watching The Rally From A Safe Emotional Distance Like It's An Ex Who Texted
Oh you're doing well now? That's nice. I'm not falling for this aga... I'll take you back.
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Feb 25, 2026
TRX
+15
Wall Street's Largest Asset Manager Just Plugged Into A DEX 🦄
Well played BlackRock, well played.
/
Feb 11, 2026
LINK
+13
If My Portfolio Were A Horse, The Vet Would've Shot It And Then Shot Me For Making Him Look At It 🐎
A horse is a horse, a horse, of course, unless your Mr. Ed o.... corpse
/
Feb 5, 2026
BAL
+18
2025 Review: Crypto Got Everything It Wanted And Nearly Killed Us 💀
Well, almost everything
/
Dec 29, 2025
MVRV
+16
Rudolph’s Nose Is Red, So Is Everything Else 🦌
What does green look like again?
/
Dec 12, 2025
DYM
+15
Hodlers Finally Achieve Work-Life Balance: Both Now Equally Devastating 😶
Investors Admit 'DYOR' Meant 'Definitely Yolo'd Our Rent
/
Dec 5, 2025
FLOKI
+34
Bulls Buy Before CPI
Pop before the drop? A day before CPI, crypto is in the green
/
Aug 13, 2024
BCH
+24
Grayscale Leads The ETH ETF Bleed
ETH in the red, hopes for SOL ETFs grow, and Mt. Gox claims incoming.
/
Jul 24, 2024
ADA
+14
Everyone Just BTD
Telegram's TON, is Bitfinex as bad as FTX, and Cardano's DeFi TVL spike
/
Jul 19, 2024
BUSDX
+25
Park And Bark Is The Name Of The Game
BTC, NEAR, and RNDR's charts, spot Bitcoin ETFs see inflows, and news in three sentences
/
Jul 11, 2024
BCH
+28
Magic The Gathering To Bitcoin: Mt. Gox's Fall
Mt. Gox: The Rise And Fall
/
Jun 24, 2024
MSTR
+22
A Toy Firetruck Thrown At My Face Hurts Less
Altcoin's in hell, life insurance is tokenized, top SEC cop is done, and GameFi news
/
Jun 18, 2024
BNB
+16
Why XRP is Pamping Today
Rumor that Ripple and the SEC might compromise and a deep dive into stablecoins
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Jun 17, 2024
