It's Not Ethereum's Birthday 🎂

Ethereum Isn't Eleven. It's Ten And Wearing Its Mom's Name

Crypto, Invented To Escape Central Banking, Now Waiting Fed Meeting 🤦

Let the waiting game begin.

Single Digit Fear Index Means We're Basically Collecting Rare Achievements at This Point 🤣

Now it's just getting silly.

Well, At Least We’re Green 😶

Grim buy green.

Only 1M BTC Remaining 😨

The 20 millionth BTC was mined today.

The Heart Wants What It Wants, And What It Wants Is To Be Destroyed 😻

Love is not love which alters when it finds the chart hath turned against it. I stay. I bleed.

We Crawled 97% Of The Way Back And I Still Feel Like A Hostage 🥹

So close to whole. So far from healed. 3% more to go.......

The Altcoin Index Is Green Today, Which Means We're Only Down 40% Instead of 42% 🤦

Hope is a dangerous thing Andy

No, Zcash Devs Didn’t Quit 🤦

Still Waiting For The Treats, Getting Only Tricks 🍬

This whole month’s been one long jump scare followed by price boredom. The real horror is the silence.

On-Chain Outlook And Analysis 🔭

Nerd-Mode: Engaged.

Opportunity Knocks: These Alts Haven’t Made Their Move Yet 🤜

As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel

How Good Was This Week? Best In 5 Months 🤯

Market's on fire: Green everywhere and charts screaming recovery

One Year Post-BTC Halving: Laziest Rally Ever 🦥

This halving cycle is like opening and Easter egg with nothing in it

Pectra: ETH's Newest Upgrade 💡

In less than a month, Ethereum gets a new boost

Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀

Altcoins are either dying or priming

‘Diamond Hands’ Now Diagnosed as Psychological Disorder 💎

Altcoin traders' emotional support group now cccepting shitcoin donations

Dear Crypto: Don't Play With My Heart This Close To Valentine's Day 💘

Green! And a look at DOGE, RUNE, and AVVE's MVRV

Not Dead Just Red

Tom Lee and Bitwise CEO chat with Stocktwits, trending tickers, why the LP didn't go full bull, chart setups, and the SEC getting bitch slapped.