The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡

And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.

Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️

Seems a little sus

This Rally Feels Like When The Killer Lets You Run For A Bit Before The Third Act 🔪

Have Yourself A Merry Little Rate Cut, Let Your Longs Be Right 🛷

And From Now On, the Dot Plot Says Goodnight

Two Days Of Green Has Me Feeling Like I Won The Lottery, But Lost The Ticket 😶

The volume is a little, um, low and I have trust issues