ETHFI
MSTR
+18
Scientists Confirm The Slow Removal Of A Flex Tape Band-Aid Still Less Cruel Than This Market
Market So Bad Traders Now Longing For Gentle Comfort Of Flex Tape Band-Aid Being Peeled Off Slowly
BYJonathan Morgan
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May 26, 2026
LINK
+25
Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃
Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.
BYJonathan Morgan
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May 8, 2026
MS
+26
DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩
It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe
BYJonathan Morgan
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Apr 24, 2026
LINK
+18
We've Hit 'Extreme Fear' So Many Times It Should Just Be Called 'Regular Fear' by Now 🤣
I made myself laugh with that headline.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Mar 20, 2026
