COMP
Compound
XLM
+19
Market Somehow Pulls Ladder Out From Under Itself, Defies Science 🤔
"He was already up there. He just reached down and took it," said one bystander, still shaking.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jul 13, 2026
LINK
+25
Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃
Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.
BYJonathan Morgan
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May 8, 2026
LINK
+25
Well, The New Fed Chair Is A Degen 😱
Money speaks and Warsh's money says degen
BYJonathan Morgan
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Apr 21, 2026
LINK
+13
If My Portfolio Were A Horse, The Vet Would've Shot It And Then Shot Me For Making Him Look At It 🐎
A horse is a horse, a horse, of course, unless your Mr. Ed o.... corpse
BYJonathan Morgan
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Feb 5, 2026
SUSHI
+17
Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀
Altcoins are either dying or priming
BYJonathan Morgan
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Mar 13, 2025
LINK
+23
Denounce The Bounce?
Strong rallies in crypto but can it continue?
BYJonathan Morgan
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Aug 6, 2024
ZK
+21
DJT All In On BTC
A rundown of days 2 and 3 of Bitcoin 2024, Trumps BTC and crypto promises and the world's worst female rapper
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jul 29, 2024
FLOKI
+27
Gensler Gives Timeline For ETH ETFs
The SEC's update, 10 cryptos "in the money," and a refresher on the role of lending on DEXs.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jun 13, 2024
