XRD

Radix

"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸

HYPE

+22

"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸

Top strategists confirm that you technically cannot lose purchasing power to inflation if the market removes your ability to purchase anything at all.

BYJonathan Morgan

Jan 29, 2026

LINK

+23

The Safe Word Is: Fifty-Two 🙂

Green? On The Screen? Huzzah

BYJonathan Morgan

Jan 5, 2026

Bitcoin Dominance Chart Displays Textbook 'Sweaty Upper Lip' Formation Before Altcoin Bender 🍻

ATOM

+27

Bitcoin Dominance Chart Displays Textbook 'Sweaty Upper Lip' Formation Before Altcoin Bender 🍻

It's not good for maxis, but it's good for everything else

BYJonathan Morgan

Nov 12, 2025

Next Week Looks About As Safe As Bootleg Halloween Candy 🍬

AGIX

+14

Next Week Looks About As Safe As Bootleg Halloween Candy 🍬

Of course all this happens during Halloween week.

BYJonathan Morgan

Oct 24, 2025

A Frog, A Dog, and Trump Lead The Market 😆

BONK

+17

A Frog, A Dog, and Trump Lead The Market 😆

It's not ETH, BTC, SOL, or another major L1 or L2 pushing crypto higher...

BYJonathan Morgan

May 9, 2025

Like A Cat Watching Five Laser Pointers, This Market Is Indecisive 😹

BAND

+13

Like A Cat Watching Five Laser Pointers, This Market Is Indecisive 😹

As indecisive things are, the altcoin market cap is still holding onto $1T

BYJonathan Morgan

Jan 28, 2025

XRD

"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸

The Safe Word Is: Fifty-Two 🙂

Bitcoin Dominance Chart Displays Textbook 'Sweaty Upper Lip' Formation Before Altcoin Bender 🍻

Next Week Looks About As Safe As Bootleg Halloween Candy 🍬

A Frog, A Dog, and Trump Lead The Market 😆

Like A Cat Watching Five Laser Pointers, This Market Is Indecisive 😹

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