LDO
MSTR
+18
Scientists Confirm The Slow Removal Of A Flex Tape Band-Aid Still Less Cruel Than This Market
Market So Bad Traders Now Longing For Gentle Comfort Of Flex Tape Band-Aid Being Peeled Off Slowly
BYJonathan Morgan
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May 26, 2026
LINK
+25
Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃
Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.
BYJonathan Morgan
/
May 8, 2026
MS
+26
DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩
It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe
BYJonathan Morgan
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Apr 24, 2026
BNB
+13
What The Kelp Happened 🤦
Crypto bridges falling down, falling down, falling down
BYJonathan Morgan
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Apr 20, 2026
BNT
+19
Standing Here Like A Dog That's Been Returned To The Shelter Twice 🐩
Very sus. For good reasons.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Mar 4, 2026
Kraken
+18
Crypto's Fireworks Were All Duds
Technicaly analysis on BTC, PolitiFi memes with predictions, and a Crypto 101 over wallets
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jul 3, 2024
