Crypto To World: Hodl My Beer 🍺

DOGE And Gold Are On The Same Leaderboard And Nobody Thinks That's Weird 😕

omewhere between a dog coin and a 5,000-year-old store of value, the definition of 'crypto exchange' stopped meaning what you think it means.

Hackers Tripped Over Their Own Shoelaces 👟

Damage was lunch money. You still lock the door. Oh, and DOGE ETF coming Thursday?!

Leverage Buffet: Some Plates Full, Others About to Shatter 🍽️

a few dishes look perfectly plated while others wobble like bad Jell-O at a church potluck.

Fortune Favors The Alts ⚔️

The Altcoin market is close to an all-time high

4th of July Crypto: 70% Win Rate 🤯

Fourth-of-July win rate, XRP stunt brewing, ETH’s profit meter twitching

Before The Weekend: Green On The Screen

Nice turnaround to end the Friday trading session - but the weekend is always volatile