Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

Market Somehow Pulls Ladder Out From Under Itself, Defies Science 🤔

"He was already up there. He just reached down and took it," said one bystander, still shaking.

Gains Had The Shelf Life Of A Sparkler 🎇

The Cookout Ended And So Did The Rally

Hear Ye, Hear Ye - The Screen Doth Run Green This Day 🥳

Feelings of merry-adjacent moods do rise today

Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️

It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data

Coast Guard Suspends Search For Bottom, Cites Lack Of Visibility 🚣‍♂️

We've been here before, and it always sucks as much as it did last time

Sentiment Gauge Stuck At "Extreme Fear" Because It Was Never Built To Measure People This Calm 😐️

After $1B in liquidations over 24 hours, it's clear there is no fear

BTC Got Within Slapping Distance Of $80K. Then Got Slapped. 👋

When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂

Hugs a gud

The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰

@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.

Two Days Of Green Has Me Feeling Like I Won The Lottery, But Lost The Ticket 😶

The volume is a little, um, low and I have trust issues

Retail Finally Gets To Eat Before the Whales 🐳

I mean, it's a start, chair at the end of the table, but retail is at least at the table now

Next Week Looks About As Safe As Bootleg Halloween Candy 🍬

Of course all this happens during Halloween week.

Who Has Room To Run, And Who’s Gotta Cool Off 🤔

Special look at LINK, LTC, INJ, ADA, and ETH

401k Pick Up Line To Crypto: Nice Asset 👍️

More than crypto gets to go to the 401k party

Fifty Shades Of Chainsaw: Crypto Bros Swap Dungeon For Ankle Monitors 🚨

I have no words. This is as funny as it is disturbing as it is unsurprising.

Your Anti-CBDC, CLARITY, and GENIUS Cheat Sheet ☑️

XLM Loads The Squeeze Cannon 💥

Oh, an BTC made a new all-time high